dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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