I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This is my gift to your gina
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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