Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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