I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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