Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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