Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Randomize
