If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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