You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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