Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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