so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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