i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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