Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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