That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
