I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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