I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Do vagina's smell?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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