The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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