am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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