all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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