Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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