Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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