You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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