Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
the raccoons are back...
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