Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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