so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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