these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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