if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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