How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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