I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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