Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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