love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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