erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
birth control should be required to get into college
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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