I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he was CRYING into my vagina
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
you made out with another girl for some wings
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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