omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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