Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
my poor anus
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
