I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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