just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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