I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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