I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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