she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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