I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
vagina is talking i cant
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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