i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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