who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
