Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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