he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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