"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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