Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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