Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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