I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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