i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
