Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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