I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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