This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize
