If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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