wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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